Cheap Shoes

Lee's dad gave him to very good pieces of advice in life

No1: Never go out with a girl who wears cheap shoes
(the shoes shown above cost me £1.00 but fear not I am not going to wear them I am going to sell them on ebay and make my fortune!)

The second valuable piece of advise was first heard when Lee came home with his ear pierced:
No2: Theres only two kinds of men that wear earings, poofs and pirates. And i dont see any ships around here!

I will let you know how I get on selling the cheap shoes but you are welcome to put an offer in..........