I am what I am.

Action has seen Jersey boys 6 times since we've been down.

Don't ask me what's happening with his khakis, he won't let me style him.
Only his new friend Jose is 'edgy' enough to create his look.
(If you call doing a Woman's Own spread in 2005, 'edgy').

I'm also getting a bit sick of this tiny bathroom,
had to have a shit sitting side-saddle today.
As I'm in Soho, I'm pretty sure I could've got people
to pay good money to see that.