Charwoods...

...and the steak's sublime!

Mohandisen was a buzzing hive of activity tonight, the last night of Eid celebrations. Lots of families gathered on the grassy sections next to main roads - still not convinced about this as a venue - and lots of arrogant young men staring at my girlfriend's breasts, enquiring: 'hey, how are you?' Clearly they hadn't seen she was attached to a far better looking man who has a sense of personal hygiene and style (insert joke here as you will!), and also realised that heavily greased back hair died after Grease 2!

In Other News
Post Revolution Egypt, will you please invest in bins and sanitatary improvements. It's as obvious a flaw as Arsene Wenger's tranfer policy!