ANDY597

By ANDY597

3d priest

Well, I had planned to take dad up to Perth this morning and drop him off with his friend, but when I get up he informs me that he isn?t at all well. He looks like death warmed up and is lounging about on the couch like a wounded kangaroo. Im not entirely surprised considering the amount of salt water he drank yesterday and how much food he has been shovelling, but I feel sorry for him none the less, its horrible being unwell especially on your holidays. Its not like you can phone in sick and claim the day back or anything.

I had planned to head quite a bit further north for an adrenalin day out but I have had to stay fairly close to home today for obvious reasons. So I head into the town centre of mandurah and do some odds and sods.

Firstly, I have some breakfast of mini pancakes and then go on a leisurely cruise up the estuary in a nice big boat, we pass massive mansions with million pound yachts docked outside, it must be good to be that rich. I am however particularly fortunate that I see two more dolphins, a daddy one and his daughter playing together, I try to capture this shot but once again my point and click camera doesn?t respond quickly enough to capture it.

Im at a bit of a loose end so I search for Rache at works tacky gift, I have surpassed myself with tackiness this time and spend a grand total of $2.50

I have a look in all the other shops for nice presents to take home but I fail miserably, but do buy myself a tshirt. I ask the girl in the tshirt shop what her tattoo is supposed to be and she tells me that she was drunk when it got down and its supposed to be a rose, she then says but it looks more like the lion king and she is dead right.

Then I pop into the chinese herbalist and get a nice neck and shoulder massage which was good.

That killed a good half a day, but im bored by this time so I decide for the first time in my life to go and see a movie on me jack jones. It?s a bit like eating a kebab sober.

Anyhows, I go and see Priest in 3D and when I get to the counter I am literally stunned to the spot when the lady behind the desk asks for $19.50. I ask you, would you pay almost £16 to catch a movie back home, eh naw, my point exactly. I take it a cheap day Monday ticket is out of the question is it luv ?

To top this, the film is a complete crock of crocs poop and I would not recommend this to my worst enemy. However, what really concerns me is that there is only 3 people in the entire cinema including me, the other two aren?t together or at least if they are together then are sitting rather far apart. I mean, I have an excuse, Im deliberately trying to stay close to home for my rather unwell father, but what are the other two sad ohs thinking about, spending $19.50 on a movie that may be worse than most Australian productions put together.

I see todays picture standing outside the cinema and quite honestly this priest in 3d was far more interesting that the one in the film. I am particularly curious where he bought the bright orange socks, has anybody ever seen bright orange socks in their local mens department as I haven?t.

On a brighter note I book my skydive for Wednesday.

Just thought I would add this little bit at the end, but while typing this I felt something touch my arm and I just about jumped out my skin thinking that it was a deadly flesh eating spider or something, however turns out it was just my memory card.

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