Nippy bumskin!

Was having a relaxing evening when I was met with a yelp from the bathroom
A member of the family had gone to the loo, sat on the toilet seat and it split!
When they leant forward to stand up the crack on the seat slammed shut and nipped their rump!

What a laugh!

What a yelp!

Now looking for a new loo seat - thought it would be easy - nup!

Got told the toilet is a strange shape - looked okay to me!
Had to take photos of it to send to the manufacturer to see if they still made the loo seat - yes they do - That'll be £125.00 for a toilet seat - hahaha - no it'll not

Anyone who visits can just hover!