The Beast

Has anyone in the Dún Laoghaire area seen a circus in town lately?
There must have been a guy walking his bear/camel/tiger/elephant/giraffe on the pier.
There is a Great Dane on our street and even that horse of a dog produces pellets compared to what was dumped there for all to see during my lunchtime walk.
A couple of mesmerized members of the public where there in a semi circle, scratching their heads and wondering like me what could have expelled such an enormous turd.

Where it not for my exquisite taste and manners, I would have posted a shot of the steaming pile towering a small child, to give you a sense of scale.

But I have standards.