...Why is he so hot?

So the League of League of Legends (LoLoL) and I have decided that our friend Jon is super quotable. And by that, I mean he's hilarious even though we have no idea what he's talking about ever. Dave has taken it upon himself with all his artistic savvy to decorate our whiteboards with Jon quotes.

To explain the quote, one night last week, I was eating dinner with one of my male friends, which really isn't that rare...except that it happened to be at the same time as LoLoL was eating in the same dining hall. So later, like mature adults, they decided to make fun of me. In the midst of this, Jon walked in the room and yelled, "If you guys are just friends, why is he so hot?"

There was a half second of stunned confusion before everyone burst out laughing. But that's Jon for you--his comments don't tend to make sense to anyone but himself.

Last night, we were eating dinner when he got on a rant about Port Authority and coconuts, and the best quote was, "How do I get rid of these coconuts really fast?", which we put on another whiteboard. A couple hours ago, a girl knocked on the door and asked us if she could have a coconut. ^^