the apotheosis

By Thap

Not the smartest...

It just so turns out that our neighbourly harbingers of wanton destruction are not the sharpest tools in the box. The high point of an otherwise bleak day at work was noting that the weapon used to wreak havoc on our garden was left by the culprits at the scene of the crime... The saw pictured propped against a tree just on their side of the wall. It seems when one is wronged there is comfort in knowing the perpetrator would make a terrible high-class jewel thief, a career I have long coveted.
There is further comfort in knowing that tomorrow is Gin and Tonic Wednesday (celebrating breaking the back of the week) then it's all down hill to Friday. So get in some fresh lime, some fizzy tonic and check the ice tray is loaded.

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