LL Cool Jim

By LLCoolJim

"too easy mate" - gone fishing

The Ozzie spy reurns to my couch via San Diego, Paris, Amsterdam and London. Don't tell anyone those destinations in case someone (Al Qaeda?) traces his journey. That's a lot of assasinations in one week I must say. Jason Bourne doesn't get worked that hard.

Anyway - tomorrow (Friday) we head to Kilfinnan for some fishing. An excuse to sit on a boat in a loch and drink.

If only it were this easy.

It can be dangerous.

Unless of course, like Sam, you're a bit of a redneck fisherman.


Speaking of rednecks, fishing and Al-Qaeda (they can't use a "Q" without a "u" - law unto themselves eh)....anyway - redneckism is in Vogue - even Al Qaeda go redneck when fishing and they must be the arch-enemy of the redneck.

Hell, even black rappers are goin redneck now! - how did that happen? (How good was that btw! - nobody allows the music to take over his body movement like him - legend)

Of course, the war on terror is full of redneckism but not every black man is down with the rednecks (gonna see him in two weeks - the DAD!)

"I'm Ammurican!"


Laters.

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