Fairytale of Shandon

Here we see the female of the species defending her young. Instinct is so strong that such protectiveness is even exhibited against her mate...

I was singing to Milo in the kitchen. He was loving it; smiling, gazing adoringly into my face.

It was unfortunate that Mrs B should come in when I was singing 'You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy faggot'...