woof.

Today, Perri was shuffling a deck of cards, and then she just passed out like this. I got bored and went home shortly after.

....

Um, today, I did three loads of laundry, wrote half an essay, and went to Perri's house. Livin the dream. I modeled with everything in her kitchen .. she has TWO coffee pots! It was a crazy paradoxical experience for all .... She tricked me with her goddamn card tricks (which I hate) and I made brownies and we ate 3 pounds of M&Ms (there was an overwhelming amount of green ones) and Sam threw my camera across the room and it shattered. ... it was just the filter so it?s fine, I guess, but seriously, Sam, thank your stars .... Then I made Emily feel uncomfortable and we talked about our mental disorders and got shards of glass on our hands and put a ketchup/hot sauce/barbecue sauce mixture on my already bleeding elbow and played Things and Balderdash. I?m really bad at both of those . Perri taught me hebrew because she's Jewish and her Jewish dad said he accepts lesbians. it was generally a really really weird night.

But now Perri and I are best friends and also soul mates.