Dentist's joke.

I saw this doctored sign at the dentist's this morning.
I'm glad it made them laugh.

My tooth, it turns out has a crack in it, and not only needs more
root canal treatment today (kerr-ching!) on top of the treatment
I've already had (kerr-ching!), but may not work, so I may need
to have the bloody thing out (kerr-ching!)
and have an implant (kerr-ching! kerr-ching!).

Fuck it.

I will save money by becoming a toothless old crone.