NEW TRAFFIC CALMING MEASURES

As you can see Central Scotland Council has implemented a new type of traffic calming measure in our village, instead of the speed bump they flood the roads to a depth of 3 feet till only fire engines, busses and large 4 x 4 vehicles can get through at a slow pace all other cars have to stay in the village overnight boosting the coffers of the local Co-Op, B&B's and pub's.