Mild life documentary

It seems the striped marauder had failed to notice Jinky the mighty insect-hunting cat, lying in wait on the garden table. Would the fearsome feline leap, devouring him, stinger and all, with one crunch of his deadly jaws?

Er, no.

A bit like me, Jinky was happy just to be lounging about in the sun. Unlike me, he didn't have an amusing book, endless cups of coffee and a faithful mutt at his feet.