We went to some council offices to see some person today,
he was the other side of the table, in a small room,
I stood on the chair, decidingthis man needed to be stared at,
I lent forward, and more forward,
squinting hard,
my intention to end up nose to nose,
when suddenly *BANG*
My nose hits glass,
I pull back, shaking my head,
rubbing my nose,
Confused, I shout NO, and slap the glass,
What numpty put that there,
who cleaned it so squeaky clean,
that I missed it,
losing all dignity as I splat against it,
with no grace at all!!!
Hmph, not impressed with that office!!!

(there for some silly safty reason is glass between the customer and the council people, which fernie very clearly missed!!)