It's Not Easy Being Green

Is it compulsory, do you think, for the truly green parent to have a painfully cute little red headed baby?? Surely, red and green should never be seen? Or is that blue? There's a market for another magazine. At £3.95 a shot.

And 'Green Babies', that can't be right.

At the risk of repeating myself - which I have done, twice! - what the??








Being Green, Kermit The Frog