pipedrain

L and I went across the street to the new sexy high class porn shop where we got the rundown on all of the positive benefits of buying the Japanese-made male masturbation aid over the other cheaper versions. You can't just walk into these places and kick the tires, you know; you need a real educated salesperson, apparently, to help you with these kind of important purchasing decisions.*

_____

Sadly, I left my wallet at home.

_____

*we were out on a Blip-trip for a photo not in the market for one of these particular devices.