On Saturday he ate through one piece of chocolate cake, one ice-cream cone, one pickle, one slice of Swiss cheese, one slice of salami, one lollipop, one piece of cherry pie, one sausage, one cupcake, and one slice of watermelon. That night he had a stomachache!

No bloody wonder. Greedy little grub.

So, tomorrow is 'dress up as a caterpillar or butterfly day'
Is this normal? Is school a secret society that is the only organisation privy to knowing about these scandalous days of costume wearing fun? Well?

I am not that partial to dressing up. But, I would like to at least be asked (perhaps quarterly) if I would care to take part in some garden insect costume camaraderie. No?

OH AND MUCH MORE IMPORTANTLY....
Please, if you haven't already, go and bid greetings to my pal Buddy Yamaha - he has been doing this blip thing for five years. You heard me - FIVE YEARS today.