Another Suitcase In Another Hall ...

er, bathroom actually ...

So. Holiday. Bag packed, according to the scales it's coming in at a shade under 20kg. What we have here is:

1 Schneid Mulberry, broken, going back
3 magazines
2 Inflatable champagne bottles
4 wig caps
1 Susie Wong wig
1 gift bag
1 Scottish flag
1 Inflatable Beehive
1 Inflatable Scottish Piper Suit
1 Mozzie machine and tablets
1 Battery charger
1 Travel MP3 speaker
1 Pack novelty Tena tissues
1 week's worth of vitamins
1 roll of sellotape
1 Pack Nappy sacks
1 Shower gel
1 Toothbrush
1 Pack bum swiffers
1/2 pack eye make up remover pads
1 set false eyelashes
1 x false eyelash glue
8 pairs of contact lenses
1 Comb and hair elastics
1 Hairdryer
1 Tub Moisturiser
1 Gold dress - night
1 Blue dress - night
1 Turquoise dress - night
1 Purple dress - night
2 Black dresses - night
1 Brown Shoes
1 Blue wedges
1 Black leggings
1 Grey leggings
1 white bra/knickers
1 Nude bra/knickers
1 Blue bra/knickers
1 Bet Lynch bra/knickers
1 White dress - day
1 Blue tie-dye dress - day
1 Missoni dress - day
1 Purple dress - day
1 More white dress - day
1 More purple dress - day
1 Chinese top
1 Denim shorts
1 Belt
1 Stars n stripes vest
1 Blue wifebeater
1 White leggings
1 Pair socks
1 Red hat
1 Pair Brown/gold sandals
1 Pair Red flipflops
1 White bikini
1 Jade bikini
1 Pink floral bikini
1 Reversible bikini
1 Blue/green coverup
1 Pink coverup
1 Grey T-shirt dress
1 Black coverup
1 Red coverup
1 x Lancaster Factor 6
1 x L'Oreal Factor 15
1 x Lancome Factor 15 (a bit)
1 x L'Oreal Factor 25 (a bit)
1 x Ambre Solaire after sun

Then there's the hand luggage, which is in fact my beach bag:
2 inflatable pillows for travelling
1 Afro wig
1 Travel plug
2 Tiaras
1 Bag costume jewellery
1 Lime
1 Lemon
1 Puzzle book
1 Cashmere pashmina
1 bag toiletries including but not limited to nail polish, travel wash
1 Make up bag

Handbag
Passport (note to self: don't lose)
Money
Real jewellery
MP3 player

Still finding stuff to go in. Oh dear.




Another Suitcase In Another Hall, Barbara Dickson, 1977