seriously????????

Feeling rough today, toddled of to a well-known high street food shop (forgetting my damn camera, that's how bad I was, but thank God for camera phones!), shuffled around dressed like a bag lady, being blearily indecisive when I spotted these on the shelf. Bloody hell! I thought I was dreaming. Come on ?&?, Hallowe'en hasn't even happened yet, we're only halfway through September, what's going on? And if we're doing that, where are the damn Creme Eggs?

Food - check
Duvet - check
Sofa - check
Old movie - check