Webb London Marathon

By Astonwebbo

My house in the middle of my street!

Well let's deal with my predictions first: villa did not win, forest green did not win, wolves did not win, Blackburn did! My dad did have soup but my sister had fish n chips not a burger!

Anyway a day involving a 4 hour traffic infested journey from Dudley to London, led to some cracking chat with my mate ste, we came out with a brilliant idea which is greggs 11! This would combine greggs the best bakery ever and legs 11 a great strip club, u buy a steak bake and go in the back to eat it with a lap dance! A mans dream steak and breasts!!

Secondly we had an interesting chat about when we were conceived, I am an October child and my sister is September, so my mum n dad obviously liked new year sex! My mates is even more cliched, he is born 9 months after valentines day and his sister 9 months after his dads birthday, that is a regimented married sex life right there! Figure out when you were conceived! It's not creepy at all!

Anyway a pizza and a film at my London house (pic) will do me for tonight!

Av fun xx

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