Beautiful People

I am at a loss to understand why the customers of Sainsburys have so much as a single wrinkle between them.

On this shelf alone, you can get stuff that refreshes, tones, smoothes, soothes, and hydrates.
You can reduce wrinkles, hide blemishes, and disguise those pesky age spots.

I would get some for myself, except I hate it when they refuse to sell me alcohol.

Don't you?