Vulcan

noun
1. the ancient Roman god of fire and metalworking, identified with the Greek Hephaestus.
2. [Military] a six-barrel, 20mm U.S. Army antiaircraft gun system mounted on an armored personnel carrier and first deployed in 1968.
3. [Astronomy] a hypothetical planet nearest the sun whose existence was erroneously postulated to account for perturbations in Mercury's orbit.

addendum, 4. [Star Trek] a planet inhibited by people with pointy ears and the ability and desire to suppress all their emotions, i.e. Spock


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