apparently I take photos when I don't

I took a crap shot of a print I made today, because I thought I hadn't taken any photos today. Then I found these Krabopples on my other camera.

apparently I take photos when I don't. I also say things like 'I don;t have my camera' when I have 3 cameras. I mean 'I don't have my camera I want to use' or, 'I don't have a camera you can use'