A Life of Crime

So if you ever do self-checkout and you don't get the security widget taken off your booze then you need a screwdriver about this big inserted about there and twisted to pop the widget off. Took about 20 minutes to work that out though, including a very satisfying Homeresque 'I need a bigger screwdriver' moment.

After that I drank some of the rum which had been locked away for about a month under this thing and stuffed a tenderloin with chorizo and pecorino and then wrapped it in parma ham before roasting it in a hot oven for 20 minutes.