There now follows a completely bleeding....

obvious announcement in the interests of health and safety and for the benefit of those who frankly shouldn't be roaming the streets without the supervision of an adult....."Mind the gap between the train and the platform in case you fall between them and injure yourself"........jesus christ. This evening, on landing at Embra airport, the cabin crew will no doubt warn me about the possibility of my luggage falling out and injuring someone if it's been moving about in the locker. Stop assaulting me with your inane drivel...........oh, that's bloody it, the guard on the train has just reminded me over the tannoy to take all my bloody belongings....that's it, he's getting it.

I think I may have been in the centre of London for too long this week.