Gardeners' World

Not quite a garden gnome and a water feature. But it is Gateshead.

Back to reality with a bang today, it's bin night tonight. I wonder if this collection constitutes a wheelie bin full. Perhaps not.

Before you ask, this is not my yard. My yard is a lot smaller and is home to an old toilet. Now that's a real water feature.

No wonder Gateshead was in the running for European Capital of Culture 2008. Liverpool won. I hear they have grass.