Big pants

I pass this place quite often if i come into Manchester in a morning. A few things that cross my mind;

Is it where they shop?

Is it really medically safe to be jogging if you have a 70" waist?

Surely a few steps up to the door wouldnt be too much to ask?

It says on the left that the premises are protected by a smokescreen... How do we know if thats the truth or not???

Answers on a postcard please ... :)