My Bargain or Mind Boggling?

I rather like signs of the times, it may become a casual series.

Scenario 1
This could be my lucky day!
I have bought my own boy and will grow him into the perfect man!

Scenario 2.
This could be Gary Glitter's lucky day!

Scenario 3.
This could be Peter Pan's lucky day!

Take your pick.

It also brought to mind my good friend Shaka, a paediatrician, who received hate mail and had her car attacked during a high profile court case involving child abuse. On other occasions, she had enquiries from people wanting their feet treated.





Post Script 28.09.11

Do read through the comments for further amusing scenarios.

To put your minds at rest, this sign was in a Barbers' shop window.