Dear mobile...

You're at least 8 years old, maybe 10...
we are always together...
in good times and in bad times...
I can't hardly read the textmessages anymore...
you are so dusty inside...
grey and black are the only colors..
you've got no gadgets, only a flaslight...
but your battery is still working perfectly...
so, I hope you're with me forever and ever...
because you are so very easy to use..
XXX

ps: sorry about my bad english...