Pizza Love

Today I went to the Italian round the corner from work to celebrate my friend's birthday and ordered a mushroom pizza. Before putting it down on the table in front of me the waiter quizzed me about whether I was married or in a relationship. When I answered yes to the latter he said it was a shame as the chef had put extra effort into making my pizza heart shaped!!! He then tried the 'dropping a cappuccino in my lap' trick with what appeared to be a fake plastic one - and yes I did scream!