That'll learn me

I managed to get up early, make packed lunches, have tea and toast and then nipped out with mutt for swift constitutional before Other Half had to take little one to Judo. Normally he does the morning walk.
I looked at my batteryless memorycardless camera and left it behind.
Oops
There was dew covered mushroom, soft morning light, two birds having a chat, a large hazy peachy sun... You get the idea

adopts West Country accent
That'll learn me.

Disclaimer: I know it's teach not learn