Garden and Blip.

1. Drag lawnmower out of shed. Fill with petrol. Have a sniff.

2. Drag deckchair out of shed.

3. Drag arm out of socket trying to start lawnmower. Swear. Repeat. Swear. Repeat.

4. Mow one strip.

5. Erect deckchair. Swear. Repeat. Swear. Repeat.

6. Sit. Peruse blip on phone. This will take a long time. You can balance your heels on lawnmower if you have a lot of rough skin. It does burn it off nicely. Burn rest of body in the sun.

7. After a long time, go back to stage 3. Hopefully or not, your lawnmower will work again. Mine did not. I am stuck with a strip mowed, the rest like a meadow.

8. Swear.

9. Sit back down. Peruse blip on phone.

It can't be Eco friendly having a petrol mower anyway .......