Moaning Old Fart

Here we go for the next round of... Monday Moan!
After the rather splendid sunday lunch yesterday we crashed out watching a dvd & realised its months since we went to the cinema!

The trouble for me is that nowadays its always ruined by some stupid little gits with the attention span of a goldfish with ADHD and the complete lack of actually giving a shit about anyone elses enjoyment that they not only leave their mobile phones on but then take the call and natter away to their mates!!!

The thought that i may actually rectally insert someones nokia into them before i get to finish my nachos & cheese (with extra chillis please) tends to take the gloss off the occasion.

ps "Monday Moan" is copyright Smithski enterprises, for programme format think supermarket sweep but with bile