Are we there yet?.....

Up to Edinburgh for a week, great train ride until a drunk middle aged couple sat opposite us, He was slowly freaking out due to lack of nicottine (exhasperated by bunch of Stella) She took it upon herself to talk crap to us, in a very loud voice, about how there used to be seasons, and in her day nothing stopped when it snowed.

Then the train stopped just outside Edinburgh and the situation was suddenly compounded and she started repeating all her stories.

We just wanted out.

So did her husband, for a cigarette. She said it is terrible that they should stop the train as there were children aboard.

He jumped up saying "and fucking smokers"