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By rubyjones

ONLY 84 DAYS TILL XMAS!!!!!!!

DON'T WAIT, GET YOUR MINCE PIES/HESTON XMAS PUDDINGS NOW!!!
NOW! I TELL YOU, NOW! WHAT ARE YOU, FUCKING IDIOTS?
CAN'T YOU SEE IF YOU DON'T SNAP UP YOUR XMAS REQUISITES,
YOU'LL BE LEFT WITH SAWDUST AND ARSE DROPPINGS?
LAST YEAR I HAD TO EAT THE INSIDE OF FOOTBALLS LEFT IN PLAYGROUNDS!!!! SO THIS YEAR I ALREADY HAVE A TURKEY READY AND WAITING, I'VE HAD IT SINCE JULY ACTUALLY, SITTING NEXT TO THE XMAS CRACKERS. IT'S GONE A BIT MOULDY, BUT GETTING MY STOMACH PUMPED WILL BE FREE ENTERTAINMENT, AND AT LEAST I WON'T BE EATING THE INSIDE OF FOOTBALLS THIS YEAR.

HAPPY XMAS EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

And this is for you Mr B.

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