Why did I come in here?

By Bootneck

I don't want to hurt you......but......

You know that eejit in accounts/planning/the plumber/the train operator, well this is how you cope with the stress that eejit creates in your life. It?s like a Voodoo doll but better. You can really grab this, pull, squeeze and generally marmalize the bassa.

Imagine the traffic warden has stopped you, you want to tell him you will remove his sole descended testicle, you will then stretch his arms until every bone is broken and wind his head back unrtil he can see his funadament.

THAT my friends is revenge. My mind is somehow calmer now......Tra la.



Available from Purple Sunrise individually or by the 100. I delight in handing them to folks who are having a bad day.

Smiley Man

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