Must End Soon.

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I was going to go for a wee wander along this way tonight but the gale force wind was whipping the top layer straight off the manure in the nearby field and injecting it straight into my nostrils at 40mph. And when you've got nostrils like mine that's one strong smell of shite. Got straight back in the car and drove home. I can still taste it.