Maid in Cornwall

By curlycarrie

More carnage in the garden

Sorry, another web related blip but I'm not going to be venturing much further than the kettle today. I woke up this morning feeling as though someone had snuck in in the night and sandpapered my throat, crushed my chest with lead weights, inserted buzzing implants in my ear holes, stuffed my head with cotton wool and injected strange alien gunge up my nostrils! They also made off with my appetite and energy. Poor me.
Unlike the bee from a few days ago, I felt no sympathy for this crane fly - when you have hair like velcro these little blighters are your worst enemy. Hmm, it seems the intruders also stole my compassion.

Some of you were asking if I was going to give in to the dog desire. Much as I would love to (especially as top of someone's christmas list is 'A beagle called Bubbles who I would love with all my heart'), we will absolutely definitely not be getting a dog. 2 cats with urinary problems who cost a fortune in special diets and monthly pee tests are more than enough for us at the moment :(
Oh, and I should just mention that we haven't had any rain, I got my plant sprayer to help me out a bit :)

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