daddys little tiger

Got some bad news last night but its not for sharing on the internet, hence the reason that last nights dialogue was a bit light on the ground.

Had a terrible day at work, counting the hours until finishing time and took my mood out in the gym. Lifted more than I would do normally and more reps than usual. Felt knackered, but arms felt pumped and the adrenaline endorfin high is still kicking. Who would have thought that you could get this high for as little as 12.99 a month in easy to pay instalments.
The last time I felt this light headed I was at a resurrection rave in 1992 blowing a whistle and giving it how bigs your telly....

I see the Mack at the gym, a guy that I met a couple of weeks ago. Let me firstly describe his physical appearance, about 5 foot 8, normal looking hair at the front, mr t mohican at the back. Desperate dans chin and so many muscles that he turns his neck as if he has been a whip lash victim. In fact he can barely walk properly and I think perhaps that the chest press bar might have landed in the wrong place as he waddles he is so ripped. I have decided therefore to call him the machine, or Mack for short, it seems the only fitting title as i dont know his name.

It is fair to say that he is built like jodie marsh (see todays media pictures, of the bodybuilding marsh and youll understand)

I decide to talk to him and can you imagine a polish arnold shwarzenegger voice. This only works if you actually try to speak like arnie while reading this. I simply ask him one question, how long did it take you to get like that ? He answers while pushing out consiradbly more than my entire body weight

i haaaaavvv beeeen traineiiiinng for mennny yeerz,(GRUNT) eleven yeerz (GRUNT)

I haaaavvv beeeeen taking mennny difrent supplimeeentzz (GRUNT)

mennny difrent rooteeeenz (GRUNT)

i train very haaardd, sometimez five, seeks or seven dayz a weeeeeek...(GRUNT)

sometimez I dont waant to train, but i make myselfz train.... (GRUNT)

i am masheeennnn..... (GRUNT)


Bizarelly tonight there is many celebrities in, an old looking mohammed ali and a man that I swear could be seperated at birth with billy connolly if he only died his beard red. And there was me, you know.....


Dads been to the airport to pick up Eric from Oz today, cant wait to meet up with the two old buggers.. really looking forward to that.

Gets home to discover that my new trailer board plug has arrived and so has my 1200lbs boat winch (£14 ebay bargain) and it carries a rather unusual warning on the side. Decided this will be the tomorrows blip with some more details to it...

Tonights blip is Holly, dressed as a pussy cat as she wanted to pose for tonights portrait, its parents evening tonight and she gets a glowing report and Im delighted, so although perhaps this is not the best picture of today, she has asked if todays blip can be her and I happily agree.

Smudge survived the vets, and byopsys are awaiting results.