Hector's bedsit.

Hector and Za Za. The declining years

Once they had a show. A hit show.
Their lives were full of colour and joy.
They were the poshest bastards around.
They even had a pink frog they could torture who lived next door.

Now they live in colourless suburbia.
And all because Hector couldn't resist shagging the producer's prize winning Chihuahua: Queen Betsy Karina Boom Boom Harlequin III.
And broke both her back legs.

'I'm a clumsy old Hector' he is occasionally heard to say as he shuffles around Lidl.