a good read

I took this photo at camera club tonight............. I did not write this but it is very funny!!


25 PHOTOGRAPHIC TRUTHS

1. The best scenic views are clearly designated by highway signs reading NO
STOPPING ANYTIME.

2. Edward Steichen owned a three-legged dog, which he named Tripod.

3. The Post Office folds all parcels containing photographs.

4. Camera straps never fail above soft surfaces.

5. Lens caps and cable releases can become invisible at will.

6. Spotone bottles are designed to tip over when the cap is removed.

7. Financial success in photography is directly related to proper choice of
subject matter. Falling airplanes, exploding volcanoes, and certain
Presidential motorcades work best.

8. No two light meters agree.

9. The work "Daguerreotype" cannot be spelled correctly.

10. A new Hasselblad would take better pictures than your present camera.

11. 1/60 at f/8 is the correct exposure for all photographs.

12. When your friends finally realize that you are a true artist, committed to
making sensitive and meaningful images, they will ask you to photograph their
wedding.

13. Color slide viewing cures insomnia.

14. On any tripod, only two legs work properly.

15. Dust spot are attracted to sky areas.

16. YES, PHOTOGRAPHERS DO IT IN THE DARK... but they have to stop every
thirty seconds to agitate.

17. There's nothing wrong with a 35mm that a 4x5 can't cure.

18. Ansel Adams has three Secret Zones known only to him.

20. Fast films compensate for slow photographers.

21. Mounting a photograph is a misdemeanor in Arkansas.

22. Owning more than one lens assures that you will always have the wrong
lens on the camera for any given picture.

23. A camera store will charge $75 to repair a camera that has been adjusted
with a butter knife.

24. Falling lenses are attracted to rocks.

25. Into every life a little grain must fall.



Once you start down the DSLR path, forever will it dominate your destiny! Consume your bank account