places that footwear should be forbidden

sandals on a sideboard

flip-flops on a fireplace

boots on a bird-table

platforms on a precipice

trainers on a table

stilletoes on a shelf

clogs on a coffee table

wedges on a windowsill

brogues on a barbecue

moccasins on the mantlepiece


have I just written three quarters of a kids' book? I like drawing shoes, so I might get started on this...