The big shoe sortout

Decided the shoes under the stairs needed a bit of a clear out. I was shocked to discover there were 29.5 pairs of shoes there!!! There's only 4 of us live here!
Then I found another pair in the living room and 4 more at the back door!
I didn't think I was a shoe person but I am ashamed to admit that 17 pairs of them were mine! (and there's more in my wardrobe)