'Barbies having a bath tonight'

Why do kids alway try everything possible to delay going to bed? That's me just got the little monkey to bed after taking this pic at 6.
Hubby just got a job offer today in Germany. Time to ponder over the complications of relocating to Hannover with a five year old, a dog and a cat. Feeling excited, anxious, worried all at the same time. Might need a mallet to knock me out tonight!