Job's worth

I read and re-read my name badge today but it appears there must be a mis-print. Today I was, "Head of all the shitty and difficult jobs that no-one else can be arsed to admit that they are responsible for". Certainly, pass me the broom and I'll park it appropriately so that I can simultaneously sweep the floor.

Seriously, someone is gonna cop it tomorrow.
The broom is finding a new home.