Diamond Geezer

I overheard this conversation between 2 boys, who were obviously on a school trip to Hampton Court ...



That's that Henry the Fifth, innit?

Innit!

Let's ask him about his 8 wives.

Safe!

Diamond geezer!



At which stage, King Henry 'eyeballed' said boys and everything went very, very quiet.



I'm cream-crackered after a great day.