Oil Spill Disaster

This is my little version of current events. I staged it at home instead of driving to the beach to take photos since I don't support disaster sightseeing, unlike other more famous people in this country (more on that below).
I am, like most locals here, furious.
You might have heard on the news that some moron ran his big container ship onto a (very well charted) reef and as if that wasn't bad enough, a whole bunch of morons (local and national government agencies) have wasted 5 calm and sunny days doing absolutely nothing!!! Now with the weather having changed to ferocious everything turnes to what is officially called the 'worst maritime ecological disaster' in our history.
Maybe I'm being to hard here, I'm sure they were sitting and discussing about what to do (instead of actually doing something) and our Prime Minister grabbed his helicopter and flew up here to see for himself. Wow, what an effort John-Boy. We kinda needed that money more for the clean-up, ya know. Doesn't that man have internet?
Better stop this frustration ranting now ... hope you like the little scene I arranged. There's the stuck boat on the reef in front of huge ocean coloured towel waves, plenty oil, chemicals, rubbish and containers (cork) in the water. The beach is littered with clumps of oil, dead sea animals.
Hope the weather calms down ...