The Euphemists Little Helpers

These are my favourite things about trombone players.

Their MUTES!

When I first started to play in brass bands, each trombone player would have their one mute. Now they seem to need a different mute for every piece. Luckily, they all make the instrument quieter.

I do like trombones really. They add so much to the sound of a brass band or orchestra.

I just sometimes wish they didn't sit so close behind me!