Recovery reading

I'm in recovery at my in (out) -laws.

It's lovely and quiet here and the service is top notch.

The reading material is pretty racy too (this is a little selection laid out for me by my hostess).

Fabian and Anthony Newley feature in Boyfriend Book 1961 - 'packed with features and photos of showbiz stars in exciting colour'.

It says, 'If Fabian took you out for dinner he'd probably order Chinese food for you. But who'd care about the food!'

I'd be so distracted by his trunks I don't think I could handle a pair of chopsticks.